Average Joe’s no more: Above-Average Pros!

And boom goes the proverbial dynamite.

Evan and Stat Boy joined the league together way back in Skeeson III as members of Notorious B.I.Skees. And I’m not gonna sugar-coat this: they took a while to Find their 40.  Right as they were mastering the art of the Full 40 in Skeeson IV, a young baby-faced rook with the body of a god (and by a god I clearly mean an ethiopian heroin addict) joined the league and quickly made a name for himself on the lanes and soon donner Scotty the Body.

And ever since that Skeeson IV, these three have fought it out on the lanes, while becoming chums off the lanes. So they decided to join forces in Skeeson IX. Evan and Body were both sans Chalice, whereas Mark had been to the promised land before and wasn’t afraid to take these two neophytes into war with him.

And when the dust settled and all was said and done, the Average Joe’s had conquered Globo Gym, Rufskee-OOO, the Rollbert Report and anyone who tried to stand between them and the Chalice. So congrats to Average Joe’s, the Raleigh Skeeson IX Champs!