Chuck E. Cheese gets a make-over. Thousands of 20-30 year olds weep on the inside.

According to a few different articles on the interwebs, our beloved childhood skeeball spot will be updating Mr. Cheese himself to reflect a newer and hipper generation.

Soooooo basically our furry friend from the good ol’ days shed about 100 pounds, got his buck teeth shortened a bit, and learned how to play guitar.

Next thing you know, they’ll be limiting beer sales there and switching all their old skeeball lanes in for some sort of newer, fancier machines. Oh wait, they already have a limit of two beers per adult? And according to my inside sources at a machine manufacturer, they’re already planning on making the machine switch sometime this year?? Hmmmm, interesting….

PS I don’t care what anyone says, Chuck E. Cheese pizza is the best pizza on the face of the planet. No question.

PPS If you go there and play skeeball as an adult and don’t give all your tickets to a youngster, you have no soul.