At this point in his illustrious career, The Gambler is a household name. He joined up in Skeeson I and has been a terror both on and off the lanes ever since then. He’s appeared on dozens of Rolling Times covers, and has been to the Final Four in countless skeesons. But everytime he gets within sipping distance of the Chalice, it’s snagged away from him at the last minute. Including last skeeson’s heart-breaking Finals loss to Contra Skeet Code.
But this skeeson he seems to be on a mission. And after throwing up an impressive 396 in his Skeeson XVII debut, folks might want to steer clear of his path.
When reached poolside for comment about this skeeson, Kevin had this to say: “Eh, I’m just gonna dew what I dew. And if it works out, good. And if people get in my way, f*ck ‘em. I’ll see ‘em in hell. They say it’s just a game, but I say that’s the kind of attitude that gets you losses. Kick a$$ and ask questions later! Dew it!”
PS His affinity for Mountain Dew and Budweiser is no secret, so how is it possible that he isn’t sponsored by on or both of them yet? Are you kidding me, this guy is a marketer’s wet dream come true!