An ode to Skeeson X, by Brian Patrick Farrell I, esquire:
A skeeson filled with Xcitement and Xcellence,
One filled with Xecution, yet decadence.
A skeeson where we will Xcitedly Xamine those who Xpand their scores and Xcel on the lane,
Watching folks Xchanging high-fives while Xclaiming “Find Your 40!” and attempting to keep their skeemates sane.
We’re about to embark on an Xclusive Xcursion where we’ll Xcercise your thoughts and your rolls,
While Xperimenting with the various 40 50 and Hundo holes.
Some folks will claim to be Xperts of the game,
Merely here for the accolades and the fame.
While others will Xplain this new hobby as their bane,
Xpressing their frustration by Xploding Xpletives aimed at the lane.
So whether you’re a well-skeesoned vet,
Or it’s your rookskee orientation,
I can tell you one thing:
This skeeson will Xceed your Xpectations.
And when it comes playoff time,
It will definitely matter how your team produces,
Xcellence is Xpected – Roll High or Roll Home,