Who Everskee is the Whiskee Shooters? The Whiskee Shooters is Who Everskee? Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!

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Here’s what I know as facts: 1) Brent is the captain of the Whiskee Shooters. 2) Craig is the captain of Who Everskee. 3) Craig will absolutely win Rookskee of the Year. 4) Craig destroyed Brent in a heads-up match last week. (And I mean absolutely bent him over his knee and spanked the sh*t out of him.

Other than that, I don’t have a clue what is going on with these two teams. They have like 6 subs they split among the two squads. I could have sworn this Matt kid (pictured above) played for Who Everskee, but then he was wearing a Whiskee Shooters t-shirt last week. So very very confusing. But at this point, the Who Everskees seem to have the upper hand as they’re currently in 10th place and Shooters are in 12th place. A possible roll-off among these frienemies come Rivalry Week?

PS They’ve got some pretty hot team uniforms!


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