You like free cruises? You like free flights? See ya Feb 15th!
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Sweet sixteen, eh? Does that mean the Charlotte league is now legal since the age of consent is 16 in North Carolina?
Wait, how did I know that off the top of my head? Gross. Excuse me while I go take a bath in Purell.
Anyways, Happy Sweet Sixteen, Charlotte League…..you saucy little lolita you!
PS Still a few spots on the Wed night league if anyone’s looking to join the party last minute!
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So, remember that “SkeeNation sucks ass” sign that a neighboring bar posted last week? Well, after Harris tagged the bar in the picture and made a few choice comments about their lack of professionalism, he and the owner decided to settle it the way real men have settled it since the dawn of time…..via a Facebook messaging war.
I guess this Jerry guy is the owner of the Blind Pig and is now threatening to show up Wed night to skeeball at Sanctuary….and “it won’t be pretty.”
Honestly, I feel like this is the lead-up to one of those huge WWF matches back in the 80′s. Like Hulk Hogan vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper or something. “Ohhhhhh brother. I will be there Wed night. Ohhhhh and it ain’t gonna be pretty. You better believe it. Ohhhhh!”
Anyways, being the entrepreneur that I am, I’ll be charging $5 Wed night for front row seats to watch the (air quotes) skeeball matches (air quotes), and for those of you that can’t make it to Charlotte, I’ll set up a webcam and broadcast the pay-per-view event for you.
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The Louisville playoff bracket dropped today and there are some pretty interesting match-ups, but I think the biggest line drawn in the sand will be whether you’re an old school fan or a new school fan. You’ve got Wheezin’ the Juiceskees (defending champs), Vlade Skeevac, and Tap the Rockskees who all played last skeeson and did pretty well. And then you’ve got the new blood in Bringing Sexskee Back, and You Can’t Skee Me, who have been tearing through the league this skeeson.
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