Need a Sub? Call up this lady!

by Farrell on September 17, 2009

I’ve been getting a lot of calls recently about teams needing subs – in both Charlotte and Raleigh.  Here’s my recommendation: track down this chick and sign her to a lifetime contract.  Granted, she’s probably 20 years older by now, but I guarantee she can still roll like that!  It’s like riding a bike or performing brain surgery — once you acquire those skills, they never leave you.  So track this chick down and sign her up!

PS  How about Bob Barker selling this chick short huh?  “The greatest SuperBall player in the history of The Price is Right!”  Really Bob?!?!?  Homegirl just completely dominated your game and you’re not even gonna call her the best player in America?  Christ.

PPS I’d pay money to see her vs. Makers Marksman on that stage.  No hundo holes, so my money’s on her.

PPPS  $3000 back then is like $250,000 today.  She made some serious coin just from being good at skeeball “SuperBall”.

PPPPS  First person to track this chick down for me gets a free bucket of beer each week for the rest of the skeeson.  I wanna interview her for Rolling Times.  Ready, go!

  • Chris Macmurdo
    LMFAO "$3000 back then is like $250,000 today."
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