Dynaskee rolls a 1032!!

by Farrell on March 3, 2010

You ever get the feeling that you’re just being f*cked with?  Like at first you’re like “okay, cool” but then it starts slowly turning to “wait a minute, are they f*cking with me?”

Well that’s what I think is going on between Dynaskee and me.  After Week 1 they rolled a 911.  Impressive.  In Week 2 they jumped that up to a 936, which was largely ignored by the media due to Skee Generation X dropping an all-time record on everybody that week. I talked to the editor of Rolling Times about doing a “don’t sleep on Dynaskee” story while all this Gen X hype was going on, but my requests fell on deaf ears. In Week 3 they rolled a career high 974.  Now I was starting to think they were definitely f*cking with me.  “Not gonna give us any coverage huh? We’ll just keep rolling higher and higher, Farrell.  You can’t hold us down.”   And then Week 4 came along and they gave me the huge proverbial middle finger while shooting “f*ck you, man” glances my way after each big roll and finishing with a 1032.

Wow.  So I convinced the editor to throw them a little love this week, hopefully this will get them back to hugs and high fives with me as opposed to death stares and middle fingers.  If this were any other skeeson in any other league, Dynaskee would be the hands down favorite for the Chalice after rolling the way they have been, but Duke, Big Play Ray, and Burgundy have something to say about that.  And if you check the comments section, you can see there’s a lot being said.

CT has now thrown down the gauntlet, challenging the boys to play Dynaskee up the middle when they face each other.

I like the challenge, but I can already see where it’s headed:  Week 8, #1 Gen X plays #2 Dynaskee.  They play up the middle and Gen X wins (maybe).  Now let’s fast forward to Super Saturday, and imagine both of these teams are now playing in the Finals.  The “up the middle” challenge will be thrown out again but this time, Skee Gen X, already eyeing up the Chalices, will say “we’ve already beat you up the middle, we’re going hundos.”  And that will be that.

I like where CT’s head is at, and I started wondering…..can these Gen X guys beat some of these better teams if they play up the middle?  I think it would be fun to watch if they stayed true to their 40/50 and took on Dynaskee, 867-5skee09, Easy Skeezy Beautiful Cover Girls, Cataskeena Wine Mixer, etc.

We’ll never know though.  Skee Gen X is here to break records and take home a chalice.  Not to make things interesting.  And on that note, I’ll direct you back to the smack talk section on the website. I’m on a horse.

  • El Duke
    "A sports dynasty is a team that dominates their sport or league for multiple seasons or years. " - Wikipedia

    Thanks for the info Wiki. So a team that wins once(BD) is far from a dynasty, just saying.

    We could, and would destroy the "OneHitWonders" up the middle...no doubt about it. You just won't see it during the Season 4.

    Find your Hundo!
  • Mr. Burgundy
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So true
  • ctskee
    Burgandy the only reason you are on this team is because the significant others of your two d-bag teamamtes can't stomach spending any extra time with them. Lets face it, Ray looks like an overweight Bret Farve and Duke spends eight hours a day building barns and finding magic butterflies in farmville. you three deserve each other.
  • Mr. Burgundy
    HAHAHA! Ray needs the goatee though. Also, have you ever owned a farm? There are cows to milk, eggs to collect, crops to harvest, trees to plant; sure the butterflies are a great perk, but there is more to farming then building barns. I mean, what good is a groovy barn or a red barn gonna do ya if you don't have the items to fill them? But I can't pick on them though, COD MW2 takes up a good chunk of my time as well. That and extorting corrupt judges on mafia wars.

    Find your Hundo,
    Mr. Burgundy
  • I would have a goatee if I could grow one! I am in my offskeeson mode and will get back to fighting weight when i feel like not eating (which will be never). As for CT, you remind me of the little guy that jumps out of the trunk of the car in the movie "The Hangover" and the guy says "why is he sooo angry?" Is it because you have rolled 4 weeks and we have only rolled 3 and we are still up 320?
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